Selected Works
"I often dreamed of making it officially OK to let humans use the bathroom in the yard of any dog owner who lets their dog do this"
" I still get complaints from those people on a weekly basis. They seem to think I work for them. Like this whole place exists strictly for them and we're all here to serve with a smile.
This Isn't IHOP @#!$%.
I couldn’t care less who your great grandaddy was, or your mom, or your dad,
who are you, and what are YOU doing?
"That’s one of the most disturbing, . . .and true,. . . .
things I’ve heard you say. Which is equally disturbing.”
"Welcome to:
“I’m not crazy though.”
“Of course you aren’t. You're one of the most enlightened people I have met, which is why THEY think you are unsane. Anyone who doesn’t think like they do or believe like they do is wrong or unsane. You are clearly not one of them and you don’t tell them what they want to hear, which is why you can’t win. Round and round it goes.
Is there another song you can commit to or do we have to listen to the same one all over again?”
"The best way to get rid of good people, is with a good accident."
Number 4: If Number 2 gets a few more followers they’ll have to invent a new number name.
Number 2: What?
Number 4: Well it’s the account I created for you, so I get the credit.
Number 2: I don’t need followers, I’m not trying to start a cult.
Number 4: But they need you, which is in reality me.
Number 8: Who taught you this stuff?
Number 4: The same person that taught Einstein how to make light bulbs. A.K.A. Nobody.
Number 12: What . . . .
Number 4: I’m so far past what people can teach I have to create it myself.
Number 12: You look so innocent
Number 1: You’re really starting to scare me a little.
. . . I made the hole.
The hole is mine.
Home is the hole.
. . . . .I am the rabbit. . . . . .
The wind blows and you can't see it either. All you can see are the effects of it. As long as I don't act like anything happened and I didn't notice anything then no one will know the wind blew. Right? Except the wind doesn't blow one single person out of all the people who were there. Does it? I must be losing my mind. This isn't possible, but I did see it. . ..and I know it wasn't right. . . but why didn't anyone else.
Saying it out loud makes us bad but only thinking it means we can pretend we're good.
They said it was an accident.
That it was probably someone's cigarette, or vape malfunction, or lithium battery past its life expectancy. Heck it could've been an old pair of glasses at the right angle at just the right time of day. And with all the clutter, and debris the only thing surprising is how long it took to happen. The hole area is a tinderbox anyway.
Probably just luck it didn't all go.
And in that area it's probably better that it's gone. Out with the old and in with the new.
A blessing in disguise.
It might not be what people say out loud, but it's what all of us are thinking. It's funny what people don't say, except to ourselves.
Saying it out loud makes us bad but only thinking it means we can pretend we're good.
They're the lies we live with, and whatever else they say. . . .
